sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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