am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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