He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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