How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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