Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Pants are for mortals
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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