Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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