I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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