I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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