We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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