Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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