i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Drake has all the answers
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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