you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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