would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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