I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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