well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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