OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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