But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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