Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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