I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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