:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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