I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
