Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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