thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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