That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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