glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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