just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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