90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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