He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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