I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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