I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
