Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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