why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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