just survived the first fart of the relationship.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
