Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Houston, we have a blender
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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