I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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