im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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