her facebook's as public as her vagina
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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