why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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