is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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