you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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