remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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