I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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