Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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