just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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