I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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