You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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