I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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