you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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