Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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