One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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