you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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