ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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