Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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